THE STORY: Miss Swan works in a publisher’s office. Her husband has been laboring two years on the biography of a tycoon, and his fee, it is hoped, will pay for the baby his wife expects. Unfortunately, the tycoon decides to postpone publication till after his death, but since the baby can’t be postponed, the couple concoct a scheme for raising money which involves using an ex-general as a sandwich man. This precipitates further complications and a plot that is completely cockeyed.