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The Baltimore Waltz

$13.00
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Full Length, Comedy/Drama
2 men, 1 woman (doubling)
Total Cast: 3, Flexible Set
ISBN-13: 978-0-8222-1359-8


MIN. PERFORMANCE FEE: $105 per performance. SPECIAL NOTE ON IMAGES: Images for projection of the Johns Hopkins University Medical School and surroundings in Baltimore are available through the Play Service. The cost is $20.00, and the images will be distributed digitally. For more information, click here. The nonprofessional fee for the use of these images is $20.00 per performance.
THE STORY: When Anna, an unmarried schoolteacher, is diagnosed with ATD, Acquired Toilet Disease, a fatal new malady with a high risk factor for elementary school teachers, she and her brother Carl take flight to Europe. Anna decides she wants to drown herself in the sensuality of food and sex, while Carl becomes involved in a wild Third Mannish espionage scheme to find a cure for his sister on the Continent. Something is not quite right with the scenario, and the largest hint is dropped when Anna shows slides of their trip to Europe where each frame looks exactly like Baltimore. Carl’s quest for a cure dead ends with a mad Viennese quack. Their European idyll is broken by Carl’s death, and the tragic revelation that the entire play was Anna’s valiant fantasy to keep alive her brother’s spirit when she could not save his life.
Winner of the Obie Award.

A giddy, fleet fantasy based on the love and adventures of a brother and sister, one of whom has a fatal disease. In the opening scene, the brother is wearing pajamas, but it is his schoolteacher sister who’s diagnosed with a deadly virus that sends the two of them spinning off to Europe to find romance and a cure before the final crashing scenes where reality sets in.

“…a crazy-quilt patchwork of hyperventilating language, erotic jokes, movie kitsch and medical nightmare…that spins before the audience in Viennese waltz time, replete with a dizzying fall.” —The New York Times.

“…an immensely likable winning comedy-drama…” —Hollywood Reporter.