THE STORY: Takes place on the observation deck of the Empire State Building, fifteen minutes before the nuclear cataclysm. As a Japanese tourist mechanically feeds quarters into a telescope, a security guard drops postcards to the pavement below, pleading for company as he awaits the end. His call is answered by Tanya, an anti-nuke activist who is now selling “Cruise people, not missiles” buttons at half price, and they are soon joined by others, all brought together by chance to form an impromptu Ground Zero Club. There’s Sal, an over-the-hill punk rocker; his flower child girlfriend, Angela; the stuffy Bob, an Assistant Secretary to the Associate Secretary of the Secretary to the Secretary of Defense; and Bob’s world-weary wife, Fiona, who is thinking of jumping before the bomb arrives. Angela and Fiona strike up a friendship; Tanya prods Bob into a grudging acceptance of governmental responsibility for the oncoming holocaust; and the security guard finds a soul mate in the Japanese tourist—all before the bomb hits, killing the Japanese tourist on impact but failing to detonate. It turns out that both sides have sabotaged each other just in time to prevent a full scale war, leaving those assembled to face the future with a somewhat altered perspective, having so perilously, and hilariously, survived what surely seemed to be the end.
Produced at New York’s Playwrights Horizons as part of The Foundation of the Dramatists Guild’s Young Playwrights Festival (and written when the author was 18), this brilliantly offbeat doomsday vision deals with an unlikely assortment of characters who assemble at the top of the Empire State Building (which is targeted as ground zero), to await the nuclear holocaust.
“With Strangelovian glee and skill, he lampoons nuclear war.” —Village Voice.
“Mr. Schulman has some funny things to say not only about the fate of the human race but also about fashions in rock music, gourmet foods and especially, WASP manners.” —The New York Times.
Included in the collection
The Birthday Present and The Ground Zero Club.